Man that hooptie ride is bitchin.
April 15, 2008 – 1:06 pm
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Problems with my car:
1. Since someone ripped out my console, pictured above, my dashboard lights won’t turn on even though the headlights still work.
2. As a result of the same break-in, the temperature can’t be adjusted. It’s pinned to a cool temperature.
3. For some unknown reason, the left tail-light plastic is cracked and the light bulb is exposed.
4. A blue cadillac backed into my car very slowly and left some paint along the rear-driver-side door.
5. The drunk people in the backseat pointed out that my back-windows are off-track. They now fall down unexpectedly, and cannot be auto-rolled up.
6. My engine makes a small whirring sound, as if a cat moved in.
7. My horn sounds like a 1000 tiny violins, and so does this post! *WANNNNHHHH*
* The picture of the duct taped car on the right is just to make me feel better about my car. That’s not really my car.
