freezing now

Unconfirmed reasons I get migraines.

I drank any beer or wine (including sangria, wine coolers, soju, sake)
I drank too much liquor or too many types of liquor, or liquor of an unknown brand.
I drank liquor after eating too much and hence fell asleep while digesting both a cow and a handle
I fell asleep with my head rolled under my chest and am suffering from a migrain stemming from my neck, usually resulting from alcohol
I am experiencing caffeine withdrawl, and have solved the previous days’ migraines by taking several highly caffeinated Excedrin swigged down with latte’s
I am experiencing an overdose of caffeine
I cried, or rather, tried to stop myself from crying which resulted in my face cramping up and squeezing my brain and face really hard
I am dehydrated, either from drinking too much coffee or crying
I spend too much time looking at monitors because of my interweb and reality tv addiction

I want to be a robot. Robots don’t get migraines and have to miss out on sailing trips and hawaiian bbq’s because they are busy vomitting, staying away from bright lights and sounds, and applying hot and cold towels to their face.